Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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