i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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