You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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