Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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