Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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