That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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