When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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