so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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