no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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