just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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