I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
