You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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