Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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