Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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