should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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