the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
