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(703): View more from Virginia

swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."

(202): View more from Washington, DC

buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning

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(303): View more from Colorado

Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.

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(904): View more from Florida

Hey, thanks for helping me this morning

(1-904): View more from Florida

Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.

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