How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
