Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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