My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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