Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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