who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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