so explain again why im purple
no
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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