if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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