We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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