I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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