Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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