Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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