Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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