I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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