Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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