Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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