they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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