hotel room ftw
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
My Higher Power is John Stamos
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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