He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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