Its about making memories worth repressing
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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