This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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