White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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