Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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