hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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