We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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