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(217): View more from Illinois

How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.

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(916): View more from California

WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!

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(817): View more from Texas

Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.

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(519): View more from Ontario

True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior

(226): View more from Ontario

Little bit of both

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!

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