im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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