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(636): View more from Missouri

Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.

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(775): View more from Nevada

She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?

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(815): View more from Illinois

Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !

(779): View more from Illinois

You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.

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(631): View more from New York

It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face

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(810): View more from Michigan

We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

What the hell was that?

(251): View more from Alabama

Genius. It was sheer genius.

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