i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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