he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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