Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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