She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I am full of burrito and curiosity
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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