she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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