I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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