I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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