ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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