sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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