why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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