He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize