Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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