Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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